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Morning Demotivational Poster


EVERY MORNING -


TAGS: morning
Rating: 4.6/5

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LeightonESmith - October 9, 2011, 2:14 am
Fight club is classic! m/


MORNING - The 'Me' Who Wakes Up In The Morning Has Zero Respect For The 'Me' Who Set The Alarm Last Night


TAGS: morning alarm wakes me
Rating: 4.83/5

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nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 10:39 pm
I am Jack's wasted morning.
M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2011, 5:23 am
That could work as well, but some mornings I feel like doing more to the other 'me' than just looking at him and freaking the hell out of him
Coombsy007 - August 7, 2011, 6:19 pm
I would have thought more like green goblin/Norman osbourne in Spiderman. Staring through a mirror with a demented look on his face.
M0rd3kaI - August 7, 2011, 6:15 pm
Thanks :) and although the person reading this goes "hell ye5" I had to go "Hell NO" to get it lol, still, thanks :)
Coombsy007 - August 7, 2011, 6:12 pm
Awe5ome. this is one of those ones that makes you go "hell ye5"
M0rd3kaI - August 7, 2011, 3:38 pm
Definitely! lol Fight Club
gas - August 7, 2011, 3:36 pm
who could then split in two and autokill himself xD
M0rd3kaI - August 7, 2011, 3:29 pm
oh, then it's sh**gun matters... for sure
gas - August 7, 2011, 3:27 pm
and especially when your me who set the alarm went to bed a odd hours...
M0rd3kaI - August 7, 2011, 2:34 pm
Thanks... and I feel the same in the mornings lol
mariand - August 7, 2011, 2:32 pm
hahaha... very funny...I have no time to hate myself so early 5L
M0rd3kaI - August 7, 2011, 2:14 pm
I think I already did that a few times
fatelvis - August 7, 2011, 2:12 pm
2:30 am alarm, there are days I want to shoot that other me!
M0rd3kaI - August 7, 2011, 11:53 am
:D Thanks
Cloudchaser - August 7, 2011, 11:50 am
Voting 5L for the 9th vote because this is so fricken' true!


WAKE UP! - It's a new day. Excitement awaits. Life is sweet. Unless your day sucks... In which case: CHEER UP! Tomorrow is a new day.




JESUS H. CHRIST... - ...makes a great stocking stuffer! (Some assembly required.)


TAGS: i love the smell of blasphemy in the morning
Rating: 3.45/5

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gunpowdersaint - March 2, 2010, 4:52 am
Blasphomey!! Wasn't he n**** when they nailed him up there anyway? lol
Spam Magnet - November 25, 2009, 3:10 am
That's in the optional accessory kit.
spacedog - September 23, 2009, 10:52 am
Resurrection not included. 5L.


IMPROVEMENT IN BREAKFAST -


TAGS: bacon eggs morning classic breakfast
Rating: 4.52/5

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ladystarscream - August 31, 2011, 4:10 pm
Excellent 5 Lions!!!


FACING THE WORLD -


TAGS: sleep morning tired good wake
Rating: 4.76/5

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maoworks2 - November 27, 2011, 10:21 am
MAN That Hit's The Spot


morning -


TAGS: good morning sweetheart rise n shine
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - October 30, 2015, 8:25 am
LOL! Good idea, Greeny!
Greeny - October 30, 2015, 6:56 am
pffftt... bathtub
mizzdizz - October 29, 2015, 11:54 pm
Hey, RL! The original was kinda complicated for my before coffee mental state. Had to simplify it a bit, but yeah! Great way to start the day! chuckle, chuckle!
Reality Lord - October 29, 2015, 4:06 pm

my new daily routine :)
mizzdizz - October 29, 2015, 11:59 am
Thanks, guys! Glad you liked it!
GaryO - October 29, 2015, 11:32 am
Best poster I've seen in awhile. Good'n Dizz
Bandit5906 - October 29, 2015, 11:30 am
Great idea!


1983 - Two New Reasons To Wake Up Saturday Morning


TAGS: 1983 saturday morning wake up
Rating: 2.63/5

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piccolo - June 5, 2008, 7:33 pm
1983-best year EVA!
Thundar Sez - May 27, 2008, 12:05 am
ARIEL, OOGLA....RIDE!
Burn - May 1, 2008, 1:53 am
That's probably the coolest picture I've ever seen in my life. Ever...


SOME MORNINGS -


TAGS: mornings grouchy babies
Rating: 3.45/5

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agdaniele - July 26, 2009, 10:19 am
5L!!!! Amazingly, someone grouch already 1L'd ya. Mornings, huh?


COFFEE - You don't want to see him without his morning coffee




ALARM CLOCKS - making a-holes out of morning business men and school students since there invention


TAGS: alarmclocks morning
Rating: 2.86/5

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Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 12:59 am
My phone plays me a harp for my alarm. It's fairly gentle sounds; loud enough to wake me but not jarring enough to startle me. It came "free" (with my $300 phone, that is).
CloudchaserS - July 19, 2012, 9:59 am
Whoever invents and copyrights a tone for alarm clocks that isn't annoying will be rich beyond their wildest dreams. That is, if the government doesn't refuse the patent because they think it's too important for one man to control production


UGLY WAKES EARLY -


TAGS: morning make over
Rating: 4.94/5

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GaryO - February 11, 2013, 6:54 pm
Yeah, we missed you on there. Thanks for voting, mariand.
mariand - February 11, 2013, 5:14 pm
meh... I couldn't vote on Poster evolution, but I vote now.
GaryO - February 11, 2013, 4:23 pm
She looks to be more the melba toast connoisseur. Thanks Sly.
Silverheart - February 11, 2013, 4:15 pm

Don't forget the dani5h.


Emo Phillips -


TAGS: morning rain
Rating: 4.28/5

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spacedog - June 15, 2013, 11:38 pm
Nice one 5ho.
Silverheart - June 14, 2013, 12:06 pm

5&fav Fkn funny!


DEAR HAPPY MORNING PEOPLE -


TAGS: not a morning person warning
Rating: 5/5

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Cannabal - April 15, 2017, 12:24 am
Indeed, coffee is life. To trifle with such a thing can prove most fatal.
mizzdizz - March 7, 2016, 11:28 pm
ROTFL!!!!!! VERY, VERY true! ^!!!!!


QUEEF -




PLOP PLOP - Fizz,Fizz ahhhhhh,Bacon




HONG KONG PHOOEY - Hom Chicky Bomb Chicky Dong Diddly Dong Diddly Dong Dong Bow Wow Wow




Hush! -




VENGEANCE -




MORNING WOOD -




MOBILE RELIEF -




SMELLING THE ROSES -




understanding -


TAGS: morning wood problem
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - November 18, 2014, 6:37 am
wood and coffee! The two best ways to start my morning!
MissPriss - January 23, 2014, 12:25 am
Of course forseti comes back with something that's hard to s******...a 5L teehee!
Greeny - January 22, 2014, 8:51 pm
Don't force it down too hard or your feet might fly out from under. It's called torque.
spacedog - January 22, 2014, 6:04 pm
Ha! Good to see one of yours forseti.
GaryO - January 22, 2014, 8:45 am
BAM! Fors 5
Reality Lord - January 22, 2014, 6:46 am

Lol...epic fors :)


Good Advice -


TAGS: morning surprise
Rating: 4.93/5

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WTFO - October 21, 2013, 9:08 pm
Thanks for the praise.
spacedog - October 21, 2013, 6:52 pm
HA! Reminds me of the scene in the Godfather, but more horrific. 5L
MissPriss - October 21, 2013, 11:22 am
Been there, done that, had to buy a new t-shirt...teehee
GaryO - October 21, 2013, 10:04 am
WTFO…..one of the reasons Motifake lives. Please, man, more of these.


Blonde Moment #2 -


TAGS: early morning phone call blonde wife confused
Rating: 4.85/5

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MissPriss - April 13, 2014, 11:20 am
OMG! I have been graced with a rare appearance by Slick! Be still my beating heart. Thank you!
Rick69 - April 13, 2014, 10:54 am
This tale... Rings a bell.


mommy! -




LONELINESS -


TAGS: despair depression morning sam ralph
Rating: 4.68/5

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Airman - December 6, 2010, 4:22 pm
he was Sam
CANADA - December 6, 2010, 3:31 pm
some of the best cartoons ever
Reality Lord - December 6, 2010, 1:26 pm

lolz...what was the wolf's name again?


SKILL TESTS - None as difficult as the morning pee.




PAK_DONALDS -


TAGS: good food rode it to work this morning
Rating: 4/5

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spacedog - August 1, 2010, 1:36 pm
5L. That's goooood chutney.


TREACHERY -


TAGS: lie forget remember morning memory
Rating: 4.71/5

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Zetmonk - February 6, 2012, 5:53 am
Heeeectic.
rerun - February 5, 2012, 6:02 pm

very nice


BABY STEPS -


TAGS: inspiration sunrise morning unknown
Rating: 4.23/5

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Faceplant31 - July 23, 2010, 11:53 am
AMSOME! 5L


VEHICULAR HOMCIDE -


TAGS: based on a true story this morning my ride won t die
Rating: 4.12/5

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rerun - February 11, 2010, 2:25 pm

man, I would love to have a 73 cou*** now.
phydeaux - February 11, 2010, 2:19 pm
When I was a lowly E3, married and one in the oven, poor as all hell, I kept a 73 cou*** running with jb weld...on the radiator too.


IT'S SAFE TO SAY -


TAGS: who got the morning after flowers hmmmmm
Rating: 3.38/5

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FishPreacher - November 8, 2009, 5:22 pm
No way, Skipper pounded Gilligan in episode 28 "My Little Buddy"
Fredric T - September 14, 2009, 9:58 am
Didn't you know Ginger and Mary Ann were getting it on in their hut
LogicDude - September 3, 2009, 1:26 pm
Putin did Mrs. Howell!? That Russian rat-bastard I'll chop his OOOOOOWWWWW! My karate pinkie!!!


CANINE CRUSADERS - Hong Kong Phooey, Underdog, and Yukk unite to form the baddest supergroup!


TAGS: hong kong phooey saturday morning cartoons hanna barbera cartoon underdog
Rating: 2.27/5

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TokinFire - July 5, 2010, 10:07 pm
Yukk owns them all!


Novelty Alarm Clocks -


TAGS: alarm clocks novelty scare mornings
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 5, 2013, 11:31 am
Homemade is always better anyway. Would make nice Christmas gifts! Thanks OSA
OSA - November 4, 2013, 5:37 pm
Love the concept.!! I tried to import one into OZ a while back. Guess what happened ;-(


A NEW DAY -


TAGS: disaster morning
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - December 19, 2012, 9:48 pm
amsome!
JesusWept - December 19, 2012, 9:28 pm
;)
rerun - December 19, 2012, 8:49 pm

This one will be enlarged & printed out.


reality -




Once I had a great quote -


TAGS: i ll be sober next morning
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - July 16, 2014, 9:06 am
Wait until bits of your lexicon becomes part of the mainstream...


MORNING SICKNESS -


TAGS: natural remedies prevent morning sickness
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - October 18, 2013, 5:49 pm
HA! Way to go LG! 5 ...um...months?
lgvernon - October 18, 2013, 11:44 am

Bite your tongue!~ NO!~
falloutghoul - October 18, 2013, 7:57 am
Ummm....Congrats?


The Morning After -


TAGS: man woman bed morning lizarda
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - May 19, 2014, 3:32 pm
Since they spread salmonella, yes!


Morning to mourning -




MAGIC -


TAGS: morning has broken
Rating: 4.9/5

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Haarakkon - October 18, 2012, 10:21 am
Thanks, guys.
Airman - October 17, 2012, 12:45 pm
another classic
GaryO - October 17, 2012, 8:26 am
It is good to see the poetic influence of the ancients.
Reality Lord - October 17, 2012, 6:43 am

Wow....frickin greatness from a legend.


A Shame -




Don't Be Fooled -




MOTIVATION -




Under the table -


TAGS: remember sunglasses fridge morning awesome
Rating: 4.57/5

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GaryO - August 2, 2014, 10:06 am
Yeah, great series. Very refreshing. Pages right outta the holy book of orthodox demotivism, written by the beloved seraph hisself. (I’m still stuck on the caged puppies…WOOF!)
Reality Lord - August 2, 2014, 7:58 am

lol...real nice series


WASN'T THAT A PARTY! -


TAGS: morning after the night before
Rating: 4.5/5

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MissPriss - January 16, 2013, 7:46 pm
Sorry, been terrible at replying to comments lately. Promise to try harder...thanks for the 5L.
Silverheart - January 15, 2013, 9:40 pm

Aaww man! You scratched the paint! And I noticed that the pic just so happens to have 5 cars in it... And 5 Lions.


UNIQUE - Oh another morning another day to wake up to. Doesn't life feel grand. It's almost a calming sensation really. It's that fleeting feeling that you really are all alone.




OHGODOHGODOHGOD!!! - Some people are better imagined in one's bed Than found there in the morning


TAGS: morning after regret couples
Rating: 4.38/5

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mariand - March 20, 2013, 5:03 pm
hehehe...this is so true and funny


LESBIANISM -




THE MORNING ROSE - Opens up to catch the rising sun Dew glistening bright Only to be met by a lawnmower


TAGS: rose dew morning
Rating: 4.06/5

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agdaniele - August 20, 2010, 8:05 pm
I mowed over one Rose here.
Faceplant31 - August 20, 2010, 12:21 pm
Cool, the truly demotivational posters are always good and will get mass respect from the regs.
jackripper - August 20, 2010, 12:13 pm
Nawh...hate roses anyways...just trying to make major demotivational posters.
Faceplant31 - August 20, 2010, 11:26 am
Nice! I take it aggy mows over your plants too?


MAYBE MORNING WOOD - is supposed to be a mystery. It's like, the mystery is too dangerous




CASUAL FRIDAY -




MORNINGWOOD DRIVE - Yeah, you know you went there at least once


TAGS: morningwood
Rating: 3/5

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Zealot - April 27, 2010, 8:06 pm
4/5 from complete astonishment


GEORGE DUVALL - He loves the smell of Napalm first thing in the morning !!


TAGS: george duvall loves smell napalm morning apocalypse now apocalypse now
Rating: 2.64/5

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brianjayy - May 7, 2011, 2:57 am
Do you mean Robert Duvall...??? He was the actor in Apocalypse Now...


MORNING HAS BROKEN - Like the first morning


TAGS: morning space earth
Rating: 2.5/5

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Ed-Hyde - July 29, 2009, 7:16 am
4 pez dispensers for the old reference. you lost one for getting that awful song stuck in my head for the rest of the day. Thanks Pirate


MAGIC -


TAGS: coffee morning relationship poster humor
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - February 17, 2016, 11:55 am
I gotta stay with the times. UTT is the new slang for queef?
MissPriss - February 17, 2016, 11:52 am
Mr. Gary you're just trying to b***er her UP. Try a little maple syrup...works much faster.
GaryO - February 17, 2016, 7:36 am
y'UP...sometimes it takes the whole waffle


That Face -


TAGS: face shift working morning night
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - February 23, 2015, 2:58 pm
Thanks Jesus
MissPriss - February 23, 2015, 2:48 pm
Thanks me lord and it's heading over there.
JesusWept - February 23, 2015, 7:08 am
Well done, Missy! And congrats. L L L L L
Reality Lord - February 23, 2015, 6:43 am

did it for years...summed it up perfectly. shivers?


Morning Train -




Morning wood -




you know its monday -




Milfgyne -


TAGS: pills cou*** bait morning after
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 16, 2014, 4:24 pm
Sit Thedge...that's a good boy!
Thedge - November 15, 2014, 1:34 pm
Hmm... a strong statement of ownership. I once felt like that about my Alsation Wolf Dog, then realized just who had really been trained.
lgvernon - November 10, 2014, 2:11 pm

OK TEAKHEAD
GaryO - November 9, 2014, 7:03 pm
Well……I sure didn’t know you were into necrophilia, but I’ll be game…or gamey, and stiff, jus like ya like ‘em (weeeeird)
lgvernon - November 9, 2014, 4:43 pm

GaryO, it would kill ya', and the undertaker would charge extra to get the smile off your face.
GaryO - November 9, 2014, 12:36 am
Menopause, the gift, true, but these wimin, these wimin here just love to have their way with me...which may or may not be good. I can only stay up so long.
GaryO - November 9, 2014, 12:25 am
OK, well, I’m going to bed now...with my WOMAN
Thedge - November 9, 2014, 12:23 am
Ah, no worries. That menopause thingy kills that issue. Still, huh? Can you count it up to 'lost in translation' for a graceful salvage?
GaryO - November 8, 2014, 11:57 pm
GRAMMAS! IT’S GRAMMAS I’D LIKE TO....shyt, somehow I have the feeling this will not go well for me
MissPriss - November 8, 2014, 11:50 pm
I'm not. He's always got his nose in other guys...OH!...okay I'm surprised too!
lgvernon - November 8, 2014, 11:46 pm

GILF~~that's Guy I'd Like to....GAryO! I'm surprised at you!
MissPriss - November 8, 2014, 11:37 pm
Sorry Mr. Gary...I think what you're asking about are those little blue pills and then ain't a d*** thing gonna help you the morning after.
MissPriss - November 8, 2014, 11:34 pm
One can only hope!
GaryO - November 8, 2014, 11:29 pm
Uh, is there one for GILFs, and uh...m-m...perhaps GGILFs?
lgvernon - November 8, 2014, 11:15 pm

Too, too funny!~~I wonder if Obamacare covers it?


sign of a good party -




Roosters -


TAGS: roosters destroyers of the morning
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - November 17, 2014, 10:19 pm
heh heh


Good Morning -


TAGS: coffee morning night best alone
Rating: 4.89/5

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MissPriss - February 25, 2015, 6:56 pm
Glad it made ya chuckle dizz!
mizzdizz - February 25, 2015, 1:00 am
Laughing so hard it huuuuuurts!!!!!! Passing this on to all my friends/family who's spouses spend extended time overseas! 5L!!!!!
MissPriss - February 23, 2015, 2:46 pm
Sure chuckle it up me lord...ya shared the couch with 'sod right?
MissPriss - February 23, 2015, 2:45 pm
Poor 'sod...ya didn't get any last nite did ya!
Oldsod - February 23, 2015, 7:54 am
Or you've been married for decades...
Reality Lord - February 23, 2015, 6:42 am

lol


Bon Cafe, Bon Vita -


TAGS: life coffee essence morning joe
Rating: 4.8/5

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mizzdizz - March 7, 2016, 11:23 pm
In my case, its why the people AROUND me are still breathing! LUV it!^!!!!!
JesusWept - March 7, 2016, 4:27 pm
Would have gotten you red-framed.
Cannabal - March 7, 2016, 4:13 pm
I wanted to use this one. http://baileybrown.ca/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/efae1c35c69084242bdef15bf11f6dc9-300x291.jpg
JesusWept - March 7, 2016, 3:44 pm
LOL nice one. ^^^^^


It's 5:25 in the morning.. -




Good morning, boys! -




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